Money Quotes

Here's a lighthearted post for a Friday -- some quotes about money courtesy of Quotations Page:

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Senator Everett Dirksen (1896 - 1969)

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Unknown

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
Katharine Whitehorn

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Robert W. Sarnoff

Comments

[Cap]

I gotta say I like that bank one. lol. so sad but true.