Chocolate is the Path to Wealth and Long Life

OK, stick with me on this one.

Here's a study that says chocolate may boost brain power. Details:

"Chocolate contains many substances that act as stimulants, such as theobromine, phenethylamine, and caffeine," Dr. Bryan Raudenbush from Wheeling Jesuit University in West Virginia noted in comments to Reuters Health.

"These substances by themselves have previously been found to increase alertness and attention and what we have found is that by consuming chocolate you can get the stimulating effects, which then lead to increased mental performance."

And since chocolate boosts your brain power, it will make you smarter, right?

And we know that smarter people live longer, are in better health and are better off financially.

Here I've been trying to do it the hard way all along and work at growing my net worth myself when all I had to do was eat more chocolate! ;-)

You now have permission to eat all the Moose Tracks ice cream you want. Seems to me like it will make you healthier and wealthier. ;-)